Tuesday Hotties Part Deux

Who doesn't love Johnny Depp?





And last, a personal favorite of mine. Mike Rowe.

Tuesday Hotties

First, Miley Cyrus' boyfriend, Justin Gaston. I don't think I've ever been jealous of a 16 year old girl....until now.



And here he is again.



And again.



Miley is living the dream.

Brad Pitt is a hottie.

Friday Hotties!

Kellan Lutz




Chad Michael Murray




Heath Ledger



Tyrese!



Hottie w/a popsicle



Enjoy your weekend!

Long haired hotties

Growing up in the 80's gave me a penchant for guys with long hair...here's to them!


John DeSalvo




Bret Michaels




Orlando Bloom




Russell Brand




We'll call him jeans guy, since I don't know his name:

Cinco de Mayo Hotties!

In recognition of Cinco de Mayo, I thought I'd provide an array of Mexican Hotties for your perusal.

May I present:

Eduardo Verastegui



Nicholas Gonzalez




Pablo Azar



Pablo Noriega



Fernando Lyle




If this doesn't loosen your stance on immigration, I don't know what will! Viva Mexico!

Video Hotness

If that lion won't bite him, I will! :-)

Daily Hotties

I did extensive, grueling research to prepare for today's post. Behold, the fruits of my labor:


Jeffrey Dean Morgan




Dave Salmoni




Victor Webster




Adam Vinatieri




Matt LeBlanc



Happy Monday!

Matthew McConaughey

We'll be seeing a lot of Matt in the coming weeks. He's a personal favorite of mine. :-)

Chris Lowell

You know him as Del on Private Practice. I know him as the pool boy in my dreams.

Criss Angel

Yes, he's weird. But his hotness is not an illusion.

Shemar Moore

Best known for his role on some soap opera or another....he's smokin'!

Robert Pattinson

For all of you vampire lovers out there.

Taye Diggs

My favoritest black dude of them all.

Unnamed Hotness

No idea who he is, but he deserved a mention. :-)

Jessie Pavelka

This dude's from "Diet Tribe" - some program on Lifetime. Not that I've ever watched the program, but I found him searching for hotness. Yum!

Columbus Short

Loved this guy in Stomp the Yard....I hope to see more of him, don't you?

Brody Jenner

He's fine. I wonder why he keeps away from the Kardashians?

Paul Walker

Fast and furious, indeed.

So I figured I'd start a blog...

Instead of subjecting all of my hetero male Facebook friends to the hottie parade, I thought I'd give them a place of their very own.

If you happen to come across pictures of as-yet-unknown hotties, email 'em to me at hottieparade@gmail.com.

Enjoy!